Envsioner Team Alpha Newsletter (c) 2007
November 11, 2007 | Uncategorized
NEWSLETTER 2
SAMHAIN/FALL 2007
Welcome to Virginia Coastal University’s Envsioner Team Newsletter!!
TOP NEWS: DEMONIC ATTACK ON CAMPUS & PARAPSYCHOLOGY STUDENT FOUND DEAD
The Federal Parapsychology Department (FPD) and The Parapsychology Department are sad to announce the death of Parapsychology student, Candi Miller, on August 15, 2007. Ms. Miller was found dead near the Parapsychology Department’s faculty parking lot. Details of her death have been sealed by the FPD. No statements are being made at this time. Although, Parapsychology students were placed on lockdown for a week after the attack and not allowed outdoors after dark. They are now required to carry their wands until the end of the university year!
Master Dr. Sydney Foster, Assistant Parapsychology Chair, made this statement in mid August, ” I am distressed to announce the death of Ms. Candi Miller, a Parapsychology senior, talented psychic, and Envisioner Team Beta Candidate. She will be greatly missed and our thoughts are with her family and friends.”
Professor Foster and the FPD had no comment in reference to a claim that the Professor Foster was attacked by a demon master in the Parapsychology faculty parking the same night Ms. Miller was murdered. A witness who has requested to remain unidentified, states he saw Professor Foster attacked and dragged across the parking lot by a demon master toward a Underworld dimensional portal. Professor Foster missed a week of her post and her students claim she returned with severe bruises and cuts to her neck, face, head, and arms. Is this claim fact or fiction? You be the judge!
NEWLY FORMING ENVISIONER TEAM BETA IS SEEKING APPLICANTS
Due to worldwide commitments and the popularity of Envisioner Team Alpha, the Parapsychology Department is going to establish a second Envsioner Team, Envisioner Team Beta. Applications for candidates will be accepted through January 15, 2008.
Please remember that each Envsioner Team is composed of three Envsioners and three support personnel (Technology Specialist, Magickal Protection Specialist, and Information Specialist). The new Envsioner’s will be trained by Envsioner Team Alpha Capatin, Ashton O’ Brien, Master Aiden Middleton, and Master Dr. Sydney Foster. The support personnel will be trained by current Envisioner Team Alpha Tech Specialist, Evan Powers, and world famous Magickal Protection Specialist and Paranormal Lawyer, Slate MacDonald. In order to be accepted as a candidate for an Envisioner post, a candidate must either have a degree in Parapsychology or be a Parapsychology major, be telepathic, and psychic. Each candidate will be required to prove their abilities before the FPD’s federal licensing board to earn a federal Envsioner license.
The rare, the proud, the magickal….Envisioners! Join the Magickal Community and protect mortals and those in need! Dion!
OTHER NEWS
Parapsychology Department chair and Envsionment Founder, Dr. Osiris, has taken a leave of absence to conduct imperative research on Envsionment and the Underworld. Acting Department Chair, Master Dr. Foster is in charge of the Parapsychology Department until Professor Osiris’s return, which is projected to be around Yule.
SAMHAIN CELEBRATION AND BONFIRE
All university students are invited to the Parapsychology Department’s Samhain celebration and annual bonfire located in front of the Parapsychology Building at the department’s magickal ritual center, which is within the actual sized Stonehenge monolith stone circle. Please enter the circle and join the bonfire and celebration. ID is required for those student’s over twentyone who wish to drink. Remember, we will know if you’re using a fake ID, we use magick after all! Parapsychology student’s are expected to bring their wands! Come join the celebration!!
HAVE A MAGICKAL SAMHAIN AND FALL!
